Carter: "Hey mom, S*#t is not a bad word. It means "nothing" in smurf talk."
Me: "How do you know?"
Carter: "Because my friend is a expert in smurf talk. He knows all the smurf language."
(3/1/2012)
Carter: "Hey mom, did they have cars when you were born?"
Me: "Yep."
Carter: "Like real cars or wooden carts with wheels?"(after thinking for a few mins) "Was Abe Lincoln alive when you were born?"
Me: "Nope."
Carter: "What about King George?"
Really buddy???? How old do you think I am? lol
(4/9/2012)
Carter: "Hey Mom, if you can be the best at one thing what would you choose?"
Me: "A mom."
Carter: "No, mom you already are that."
Me: "I'm the best mom?"
Carter: "Nope, but you're a mom. Choose something else."
Oh he sure knows how to make my day! lol


