Carterism

Carter: "Hey mom, S*#t is not a bad word.  It means "nothing" in smurf talk."

Me: "How do you know?"

Carter:  "Because my friend is a expert in smurf talk.  He knows all the smurf language."

(3/1/2012)

Carter: "Hey mom, did they have cars when you were born?"

Me:  "Yep."

Carter:  "Like real cars or wooden carts with wheels?"(after thinking for a few mins) "Was Abe Lincoln alive when you were born?"

Me:  "Nope."

Carter:  "What about King George?"

Really buddy???? How old do you think I am? lol

 (4/9/2012)

Carter:  "Hey Mom, if you can be the best at one thing what would you choose?"

Me:  "A mom."

Carter:  "No, mom you already are that."

Me:  "I'm the best mom?"

Carter:  "Nope, but you're a mom.  Choose something else."

Oh he sure knows how to make my day! lol

(4/28/2012)